Episode 19 – You Can Catch More Blades With Nog Than You Can With Vinegar

Pickaxe hi everybody it's your game master shano here I here with the rest of the crew yo what up abdul here super cool paul hey what's up and totally normal and average jessica we're just here to let you know that season one of mall rats is coming to an end pretty soon but we don't want you to freak out we're not going anywhere we're gonna be just taking a little hiatus for three months while we get season two ready for you and then we're gonna be coming back bigger and better than ever because we're joining a new network that's right we uh we are joining the pickaxe network which is a great network of awesome rpg shows which will be great for giving us a chance to grow into a larger audience and also give us a chance to collaborate with some other very cool rpg creators in space um yeah yeah and in the meantime we're gonna have a little bit of a break and then we'll be back with a new episode of off season surprises for you stuff like special guests in one-off one-shot episodes maybe in the high spirit mall maybe in the lands beyond yeah we are gonna do a talk back where we as the cast kind of do a chat about the first season and kind of like coming back to it after five years coming out five years it's been interesting kind of like re-releasing it and re-editing it for the people that are watching and I think I would give it give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give give Season two right now at patreon.com slash Spout Lore or speller.com slash money, please.

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But we are so excited to see you for season two. And we're pretty jazzed to be joining the Pickaxe Network. Oh, it might be worth saying. Sean, do you think there are any changes that are going to happen to the show in any way when we join the Pickaxe Network? Fuck no. That's right. If people are worried, we retain full creative control. We just are going to be introduced to a much larger RPG audience. And because the network is based in Britain, we all have to speak with a British accent now.

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I'm your Game Master, Sean O'Hara. Joining me as always, playing Fenton Beasley, the Slide, Abdulaziz. Hello, everybody. Playing Franklin Stein, the Cutter, Paul Oppers. Good evening. Playing Clover, Ivy Fern, the Whisper, Jessica Tai. Hello, everyone. When last we left our heroes, we did a little bit of downtime. And we learned a lot of stuff, actually. Clover went to a new food place, no longer Corn Dogs. She's now into sausage rolls. And met a young man named Dominique LaFly.

And found out that the mushroom, as far as Greg can tell, the glowing mushroom that they discovered that gave Rudley the Woolly Pig sentience causes already sentient creatures to astral project. And that has begun a long-term project for Clover to cultivate these magic mushrooms. Literally magic mushrooms, not hallucinogen drug mushrooms. Actual magic. Mm-hmm. We also found out that the Cool Treat Kids are now kind of at odds, full-on, with the Wario. Wild Noggs. Mm-hmm.

They just came and said, hey, give us money, or something might happen to your sugar shack. And you said, eat shit. And then tried to piss on their bike. I did piss on their bike. Yeah, successful. And all over myself, my friends. You also got a little bit on Franklin. Yeah. I got pissed on everybody. A lot of people. I was flipping like a whale, you know what I mean, when they beached? It was all over the place. Everybody was in the splash zone, my friends. My friends. Everybody was welcome.

Franklin broke off a little of a dance routine that he's been working on in the abandoned chocolate factory behind the sugar shack. Yeah. As he mulled over his decision of whether or not he's going to attend Grefg Smushlin's Academy of Fine Arts and Marksmanship. Oh. Yeah. You're darn right he did. Shit. And then he also went to go visit Dr. Bill Hook, who we haven't seen in a long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To get a little bit of chiropractor work done on his shoulder.

And Bill let us know that the food court is eyeing up the old chocolate factory. Yeah. They're looking at the zone of the mall that the sugar shack is in, which has been long abandoned. And it sounds like they have aims to redevelop. To gentrify, as you put it. That means pushing the gentry into that area. That is actually what I mean. Who knows how long that's going to take? That could be a long term, far in the future kind of thing. That's what the man wants you to think. Yeah.

Could happen tomorrow. Actually, you guys wake up and the sugar shack has been torn down around you. Oh, no. Oh, my God. And you're now inside of Pier One Imports. Oh, my God. A rent just went up. My safe turned into this rattan basket. I was going to say rattan as well. There's so much paisley and brown tones. I've got wine signs everywhere. And Fenton went to Penny Fiero's house to get information on the vineyard. Yeah. And her parents, Guy and Chardonnay Fiero.

Yeah, because he was paranoid that Guy was going to, like, because he was pissed that Cool Tree Kids was going to try to fuck us up. And he, uh, it's not like the Barbecue Kings like the Cool Tree Kids, but they've got bigger problems than a bunch of kids that fucked up a photo shoot one time. Fenton learned that Penny's mother, Chardonnay Fiero, who is a member of the vineyard, may be connected to the redevelopment plans in the sugar shack zone. Mm-hmm. But are also looking to get…

Into the abandoned chocolate factory itself to recover some sort of legendary, mythical dark chocolate. Mm-hmm. So now you know that there's a chocolate in there that they are willing to pay top dollar for. Sick. Yeah. And I think that was… That was downtime. That was downtime. And I go back to the sugar shack after my afternoon with Penny. Mm-hmm. And I talk to these guys and I'm like, am I a bad person for using Penny to get to her parents? A little bit. Okay. You know what?

I'm going to offer a differing opinion. In that you're just a business-minded person looking out for number one. Oh, yeah. You know what? Yeah, you kind of are a shitty. Shit. I can't. Guys, do I have to break up with Penny? Oh, wait. Are you dating her? And using her? Then yes. I keep… I feel like I keep stringing her along. And you don't even like her that much? I really don't. Does she? Are you sure she likes you or she's just your friend? What if you're just friends?

What is making you think it's otherwise? Because I… I told her mom that I have intentions to betroth her daughter. I think you said romance. Yeah, I said romance her daughter. So her mom thinks you're dating. Why don't you betroth your friendship? Can I do that? Do you think I can betroth a friendship? Yeah, here. Roll it back to just friendship. 2D6 plus what? Plus friendship? There's a D8 and a D20 in there, too. Yeah, there's a lot of dice in there that don't make any sense.

Borbo's like, hey. Hey, Borbo's back. He just got back from work. Yeah. Hey, you guys are thieves, right? Yeah. So does it matter? You're gathering information. You're thieves. You're criminals. But we don't want to use people. We'll steal from them. Huh. We don't want to toy with their emotions. Just like their stuff. Okay. Especially not a kid. You're all kids. Yeah, but Penny's like just a regular person. She has parents. She's like a civilian. It's just she's not part of the game. Yeah.

I mean, okay. I can understand that. She's getting played by the game. Yeah. She's a civilian. I can understand your concerns there. I'm just impressed to see this sort of emotional intelligence out of you three, if I'm being honest. We have good days and bad days, my friend. Tell me about it. Anyways, I got a double at Puffs, so I just came by to get my stuff. What? I'll be back. Borbo, are you moving out? I'm not moving out. I'm just like, I can't live with you three full time. What?

Why not, though? Because it's, I don't know. Why? Why would you change? Why would you change the situation? I don't know. I've been going through a weird, you know, my 21st birthday's coming up. Hey. I've been going through a lot of weird, like, emotional stages, cycles right now, because like, I don't know. I got into a thing with my dad, and he's, you know, he's like, you're a man now, Borbo. You got to have man responsibilities.

You can't just hang out with a bunch of literal children in an abandoned chocolate store. And I was like, fuck you, dad. Nice. And I roller skated away. Nice. He hated it. They were his roller skates. Yeah. I mean, he sells roller skates. That's his whole thing. I didn't pay for them. So what's he going to do about it? But, you know, it's like, it's nice. I can stay here for free. That's great. But like, I still need money. So like, I went back to work. I got my job back at Puffs.

I'm a server now. Oh, that's sick. I don't wash dishes. It's pretty nice. I get mad tips, especially with like people in their like 30s. Oh, they love me. That's awesome. That's sick. It's pretty tight. And, you know, I've just been thinking kind of what's next for Borba. Like, I can't live in this mall forever. What are your dreams? Oh, what are my dreams? Would you ever consider pursuing music? You're an incredible musician. I've been thinking, you know, I have been.

I've been thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah. You always do the really cool guitar solos when we do karaoke times. Yeah, I do. You were trying to get into alchemical romance as a bassist? I was. Yeah, I was. Think about it. I will. I'll keep staying here. I'm going to put up a. Curtain, though, I think. You can do whatever you want. This place is a shithole. Okay. I'm going to move a bunch of boxes around, maybe. I think and make like a wall. Make a little studio apartment for myself. Yeah. Yeah.

Cool. That's cool. Make it cool so we can come in there and hang out sometimes. Okay, fine. Yeah, can you bring your cats in, too? Why, I don't know. What about the hobnoblin? Does the hobnoblin eat cats? No, but like my cats don't like elves. Oh. They think they're little mice. I mean. I feel like. The hobnoblin can. I'll bring them by. We'll see what happens. Bring your cats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll bring my cats. Be fun. I got to tell Tinselrat, though. Oh, right. Yeah. And Randall.

Actually, Randall went back to the Ratman. It wasn't. He has other stuff going on. They all go back to the Ratman eventually. That's the game. That's why it's such a successful business. Okay, I got to go to work. So I'll see you kids. Let me know if you're pulling anything and you need some help, but I got to go. Bye. Bye. Bye. Any rollerblades away. Good luck. Make a million dollars. I'm gonna. Make one billion dollars.

And you see him tip backwards over a garbage can because he wasn't facing the right way. But he pops up and he goes, I'm good. And then he keeps skating away. And it's quiet. This part of the mall is now, you know, the. Are there any other the Ratman lives nearby? Yeah. Is there anybody else in this? Because I've always imagined this is like a far off kind of side corridor that just nobody goes to anymore. I imagine it's like a lot of out of business shops. But like further down. Oh, yeah.

There's shops that like no one really goes to. Yeah. They're still open. Yeah. Okay, cool. And I'm we've all been thinking this the same way. Right. The sugar shack looks like an old timey chocolate store, like a roof and stuff, but it's inside the mall. Right. Yeah. Okay, cool. And it like it goes in the facade is like a building and then it goes in. Cool. Okay. Yeah. So what is your aim for this? You've got some like tips. You've got some situations.

You've got some situations like the wild nogs are pissed off at you. You know, the vineyard wants some chocolate. You know where Guy Fierro lives. You could steal some stuff for some information. I'm really interested in the wine moms. Yeah. But it also felt like the wild nogs like we have to deal with them because like they're going to do something to us. That's what they said. So we're waiting. Yeah. Should we bulk up our security? Well, I mean, should we vandalize their strike first? Yeah.

Right. Or retaliate. So strike second. Yeah. Because they vandalize our area. Did they already? Well, I mean, there's all that piss and nog. Yeah. But the janitor cleaned it up. It was you. They just left nog. What if we partnered up with the hot meat boys to vandalize the wild nogs' place? Especially because Seamus feels bad. Yeah. We're really into manipulating our romantic partners, but I'm into it. Yeah. I guess this is who we are. I wonder why I can squeeze out a Mindy. Yeah.

Maybe a goat cart. Oh, that's not bad. That's actually a pretty good idea. So your plan right now is you're going to retaliate against the wild nogs. Oh, hell yeah. So do you want to. Franklin has many instances of getting fucked over and embarrassed by the wild nogs. Yeah. It's happened so many times. Yeah. Like at the Christmas thing. Yeah. And during during big market, you guys were competing with the wild nogs. Yes. Yes. So what we know about the wild nogs is they're an offshoot.

They're a sub gang of the nog hogs. Right. So the nog hogs make and distribute nog and the wild nogs sell it. Oh, right. So you could just you could target the wild nogs specifically and make them seem like useless dipshits to the nog hogs by like targeting. I don't know. Maybe they have like a bike shop that they operate out of. Something like that. We could fill the tires full of pop rocks or something. You could sabotage their bikes, break into the bike shop and sabotage their bikes.

Good idea. Yeah. Attack strips. What are they called? A spike strip. Bike strips. Oh, yeah. What's a candy equivalent of spike strips? Candy canes. Candy cane stripes. That are licked down to like a knife point. Yeah. What if they have like a big delivery for Charles Eve? They've got all this. Because it's Charles Eve. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Right. So you're trying to fuck them up on Charles Eve. So you got to find out where they're. Where their big nog delivery is going to be.

And you got to destroy it. So we would sabotage their nog so that the nog hogs don't like the wild hogs anymore. Because you can't protect your stuff. Yeah. And they get turned out of the cold. And that is our retaliation for them trying to assort money out of us and spilling eggnog near our shop. Yeah. And peeing on the front of our store. That was you. Yeah. So let's talk about the steps that we would need to take. Where do they make it? Exactly.

If you wanted to go to the source, that would be nog hog territory probably. Do we know where that is in the mall? Probably not. You're probably a little too low level. You have an idea of where they operate, but you don't know the specifics. You could find out with like gather information. Okay, cool. So who is approaching whom? I'll go to Seamus. Okay, cool. So Seamus is at the corn dog stand like he always is. Mm-hmm. And you go to…

Yesterland Amusement Park to find his stand and he sees you and you see his eyes light up and he goes, Clover. Hi. Hi. How's it going? Oh, it's going okay. It's going good. It's going good. It's going good. Yeah. Like, how's business? Oh, it's, you know, slinging dogs just the way it is. Sure thing. Yeah. How are you? How are you doing? You know, I'm doing pretty good. Oh, good. I mean, good. Yeah. Super great. Great. Yeah. Yeah. The weather. Oh, in the mall? Always the same. So always good.

So always good. The room temperature. But actually, it got a little humid in the park the other day and it started raining. Yeah, it did. Weird, hey? Yeah. It was crazy. Yeah. Doesn't happen often, but when it does, oh, you're like, oh, I wish I had an umbrella. Totally. But I don't own one. Yeah. Anyway. Uh. So. I'm sorry. You go. No. No, you go ahead. You go. You go. No. It's fine. You go ahead. Okay. No, it's fine. You go. You go. It's fine. It's fine. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that I turned you down. It's fine. I don't worry about it. I'm sorry, Clover. I'm sorry. It's just. Hey, Timmy, could you get the hell out of here for a second? This is pretty good. I don't know. Go, go, go. I have to talk. Clover, I'm so sorry. It's just, you know, it's appearances in the Hot Meat Boys are everything. And I didn't want to seem vulnerable. You know what? Totally fine. It's water under the River Kwai. The bridge over the river. Okay, Seth. Sorry. Sorry, Seamus.

I just have a lot of gas. No, it's okay. I understand. Anyway, so speaking of stuff and your appearances, I'm sure. I. Sorry, I'm really nervous. I just need alone time for a second. Alone. Okay. All right. Clover. She just turns around. Puts blinders on. And Seamus puts his hands on the counter and is just like drumming on the wood. And I'm looking around for Franklin and Fenton to like give me support. Thumbs up from up top. Yeah, we're on the mezzanine. The next floor up.

We're like, you're doing great. You don't need help. Yeah. Yeah. What am I? Here for information. Information. I give you guys a thumbs up. I can do it. Okay. I turn around. Hi. Hi. I remembered what I was going to say. Okay. So I don't know about you, but the wild nogs have been on our case. Oh, the wild nogs. I know. And I'm just wondering, I need to find out where their base of operations is and where their nog supply comes from. Hmm.

If you, if you know of anything, because I got to put a stop to this and I think it could benefit your gang too. Okay. You got to roll something for this. So, uh, gather information is just a straight dice roll and the highest dice, highest die determines the quality of the information you receive. So what are you using to, uh, get this information? I'm just trying to convince him that, uh, to give me info because it's going to benefit him and his crew. Yeah. Yeah. That's definitely why. Two.

Okay. Shit. Fuck. Can I take a stress? Uh, yeah, you can push yourself. Yeah. Let me figure out. Hold on. Let me just. Yeah. In the meantime, Franklin and Fenton are up on the mezzanine and you look up and we're like, we are for some reason in a slap fight now. Stop it.

We're trying to roll a, we brought a banner that we made as you got this clover and, uh, we are, we're going to roll a, we're going to roll a, we're going to roll a, we're going to roll a, we're going to roll a, we're going to roll a, we're going to roll a, we're fighting. No, it's, uh, uh, written on our tummies. Yeah. It's backwards. And then we're like, you fucked up. No, you fucked up. We're shirtless and fighting each other. Like it's been 30 seconds.

Uh, so instead of pushing yourself, apparently in, in world of blades, they have the devil's bargain, a negative condition that will happen regardless of the results of your role for a plus one. Okay. Seamus. Thanks for a second. And he's like, okay. Yeah. I can see how this would be. Yeah. Helpful for us. I appreciate you coming to me with this information. Uh, and what I can tell you is that, uh, the, so the, the wild dogs operate out of a bike shop, uh, in the Eastern part of the mall.

They work out of a place called wheels or us. That's where they keep all their bikes. And, uh, that is their home base. I hope that does that help. Yeah. Yeah. That, that works. And, uh, as you're talking, somebody comes over and is like, Hey Seamus, I just brought you some food. Food. And like leans over the counter and kisses them on the cheek. And it's Kesser and ropes of the pixie sticks. Uh, Clover's jaw audibly. Audibly. Yeah. And he's like, Oh, hi. Oh, Kessie.

Um, I just, uh, are you familiar with Clover? Are you familiar? And she's like, um, yeah. Franklin and Benton have dropped. They're like, also you hear from the balcony. Yeah. Echoing through the camera keeps getting further and further and further and further out. And a bunch of birds fly off the roof quietly. Uh, and she's like, uh, yeah, I'm familiar. Hi Clover. Hi. Kessie. Is it? I barely remember. You can call me Kesserin. Oh, sorry. Kesserin. Maybe actually call me Ms. Ropes. Oh, sorry.

Ms. Ropes. Is it because you're so old? Thank you for correcting me, madam. I always like to respect my elders. Oh my God. Seamus. Is this the kind of girl that you want to be seen with? Is this the kind of friend you want to have? He's like, Oh yeah. Um, I just Clover. It's just, I hope that let me know if you need anything else or if there's anything that the hot meat boys can do, but, um, you can go. I can, I gotta go. I stay. No, I gotta work. I just, uh, I gotta.

And then he ducks under the counter. And I stay there. And Kesserin leans against the counter and she's like, don't you have some sort of dirty hole to crawl into? I don't know. Kesserin, don't you have somewhere stupid to go? And from the vicinity, I just go, oh, sure. And she just stares at you and she's like, oh, well, don't you have, um, a, I got, I don't. I don't like you. Wow. Big words. Good for you. And she turns around and you can hear her just going, oh my God, stupid.

So I shove my hands into my pockets full of popcorn. I just like eat some and I'm like, I have all day. And she turns around and just walks away. And she's like, and she shoots a dirty look right in your eyes. I throw some popcorn after her. And on this. Jessica, you're fucking savage. This is amazing. It's insane. Wild. It was destructive. What you did to her. Yeah. Just threw popcorn at her. That's so disrespectful. For some reason. Don't you have some dirty hole to crawl into?

Don't you have somewhere stupid to go? Popcorn. And Seamus kind of creeps up above the counter till his eyes are just poking. Over. So how long has that been going on? Oh, you know, not long. Yeah. Like, like, uh, like four or five days. Oh, wow. Yeah. You really pick them, don't you? Oh, she's great. No, she's great. She's pretty. She's fine. Anyway, let me know about the nog supply. Cause I need to know about that too. His eyes are closed and he's like, yeah, okay.

I will just send someone for me. Okay. You know, I'm pretty busy. So sure thing. Sure thing. Thanks Clover. No problem. And I flip him the fingers. His eyes are closed. Open your eyes. And he, his eyes dart open and he sees the two middle fingers and he goes, Oh yeah. So you got some information there from there. The wild nogs operate out of wheels. R us in the Eastern part of the mall. And Seamus is dating Kessler and ropes.

So Fenton, as soon as he saw this happen, he ran to the Humberstone twins to be like, how did this happen? So fast. Don't touch us. Okay. And then he wipes his very dirty hands on his sweater vest and it leaves like handprints of what is maybe chocolate or maybe something else. Um, what do you mean? How did this happen? I mean, where, where did they hook up? Like what happened so fast? She was like Clover. And then all of a sudden she, he's dating Kessler. And what happened?

Have you ever met a teenager before? Ah, yeah. Franklin Stein. Have you ever heard of him? Best answer. In the world. My best friend and older brother, Franklin Stein ever heard of him? And they both just look at you. So is it like a party or something? Do you want to roll for this? Cause we're not just going to tell you. I mean, I kind of want to know. Yeah. How did they hook up? Five.

Um, they tell you, well, uh, she Kessler and heard about what happened at the, my mom's friend at the mile chemical romance concert. And she thought that it would be a beneficial partnership between the pixie sticks and the hot meat boys. Oh shit. Using him. Yeah. They are attempting to, uh, and that we really shouldn't be telling you this because, uh, technically we are information brokers and we should be selling this to you. So, uh, give us money now. Okay, fine.

And then he puts his hand in his pocket and he fishes out a spear buck, but it's in a bunch of goop. Keep it. Okay. Let's sit back. First, first one's free. Okay, cool. Thanks. And then he's wiping his hands on his pants. He's like, there's so much goop in these pockets. It's weird. And they both roll their eyes in unison and go and turn away. And so yeah, Fenton runs back to Franklin and Clover and, uh, he's like, Clover, Franklin, I found, I got some information. And he faceplant. Okay.

Uh, take a breath, take a breath.

Uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, I guess I would give it a give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or give or Wow Good luck Pathetic She said Having just attempted To partner with The hot meat boys To get better Than the wild hog That's so fucking Pathetic That thing that I tried And failed to do She is succeeding at Disgusting Yeah so that's That's what That's the information you have Is there anything Any other information That you need Cause you can still try And partner with The hot meat boys But Depends on if Clover Wants to try that angle Again I mean We could Try it again You also know A bunch of other You know other gangs Like you don't just need You're not You don't have bad relations With every kid gang In the mall No I still want to Partner up with them Especially because Kessarin Partnered with them I want to like Use my brains Rather than my looks You know Yeah Okay so Are we going to Corb For information Before we go back To the hot meat boys Yeah hell yeah Okay Where's Corb at Corb is You could always Do a thing Where you like Set up a clandestine meeting He sets a fire I knew you'd show up In the meeting Eventually Standing back Like a hot garbage fire Yeah a hot garbage fire And they Just When they It's like You just hear You hear Fire fire The fire truck comes They have like hoses They're putting it out It starts creeping up the wall I When they leave And then Like the The detectives are there And Franklin Just comes out of the shadows I knew you'd show up Eventually I have to set the Corb signal It's just a fire Dumpster fire That That happens Like the The unofficial fire brigade Shows up Puts it out And then Corb is like Franklin What the hell Are you doing I'm trying to get your attention And it worked We need a little information From you Pops You do not need To set a fire Every time you need Information from me No No!

My lord My lord What do you want? We need to know About the wild Nogs And their bosses The Nog Hogs Uh yeah so Sorry what Did you land on? What do you want to know? Yeah what do we want to know? Just just The source The source Where they make it Where they make the Nog We know We know where the The wild Nogs Build their bikes Where the kids are based out of Yeah What about the adults? Where are they based out of? Mmm Okay there we go Um Yeah roll What are you rolling?

I think it just has to be consort But one resolve Can I Wait can we help? Uh Are you all there? Yeah Yeah We're behind We're all at everybody's Okay Um yeah so If you are working with your crew You may lead a group action Uh and pick the best result Somebody takes one stress For anyone that fails But you all have to roll The same thing remember What are you rolling? Consort Cause we're consorting With our guy Oh yeah Yeah Yeah!

I can do it Yep Okay Four Six Holy shit You didn't have any help Yeah I got one out of five Okay nice Six Uh so he'll tell you Exactly where the Nog Hogs Make their Nog Brew their Nog What do you know?

Tell us what you know Of the gang I don't know if I should be Sharing this information with you As you are a child The way that we helped Was we made a picture That said family And We're like This is for Father's Day No don't Don't show me this We've We all signed it Corp Green No Father Father No No kids No please A macrame Uh Uh we I don't We did a macrame frame But we think it's Macrame is made with Macaroni Macaroni spray painted gold And he takes the He takes the picture And you can see his eyes Welling up with tears And then Fenton's like Look I'm doing it I'm doing it And then he takes Two of the four Training wheels Off of his bike So now he's He's still got two Training wheels He only has two now though Franklin's holding the bike up He's Fenton's so time heavy He needs the four It weighs the back down It's so weird He has six He takes the middle ones off I'm doing it And he sniffs And he says Alright children I'll tell you what you want to know But just know That I really love this place So where do we think The The Nog is being brewed Is there a specific Like I guess it would be like Kind of a It's like a distillery Oh yeah It's like an old Whiskey distillery Big barrels Maybe it's in the Man cave zone Hidden behind the The Whiskey zone The whiskey Oh yeah And it's funny That they have like The wild nogs Have like a brew pub Uh huh Totally Oh there's a brew pub In the Front of A flight of nog Oh yeah Totally There's pretty Injust a lot of beers Everyone's wearing The same baseball cap Uh oh man So what's this place called It's a Nog bar And then behind The nog bar Is their like Huge distillery Where they Brew all their Nogs Is that what we're saying Okay cool Yeah yeah Sorry yeah Okay so What is this place called It's near the man cave Nogweiser Nogweiser's pretty good Nogweiser I like Nogweiser Yeah Nogweiser's Really fucking Funny Like Nogweiser's Like Like the beer Oh yeah Yeah I like the beer But it's like Nogweiser's And their mascot Is a character called The Nogweiser Yeah It's a pig that looks Like Ebenezer Scrooge But he serves nog Yeah And he's like Come Charles Eve That I will steal All of your nog And then he has like Crazy claws Wow That he then like Puts the nog On your table And he's like See you later And everyone's like Man I wish we got A normal server The man cave does A collaboration with them Around Charles Eve Where they dress up A whole hog As the nogweiser While you're on a spit Okay so Nogweiser's Is the place Yeah That's where We know now We're like Oh nog Yeah that makes sense Nogweiser's We should've started there No but The thing is Is that everybody knows That that's like The nog hog's Storefront But they don't know That it's also Where they brew All the nog Also you have to be 19 to get in there Can we get a fake ID Corb Yeah Corb No I will not Give you a fake ID Absolutely not But we're doing it For crime though Stop telling me that Corb Dad What is the easiest Way to sneak in Without an ID Are there vents Are there Like carts That go Into the back That we can pretend To be garbage Or something He throws his hands Up in the air And he's like I don't know how I can make myself More clear I will not be aiding you In committing Any crimes You've said enough already No I haven't No On our own time No You've given us Your blessing Thank you I have to go And he puts both His fingers in his ears And he starts waddling away Backwards La la la No no no no no And he slams into A bunch of garbage cans And he's over backwards I'm good Thumbs up But you can only see His thumbs above The garbage can Because he's Because he's so small Yeah Yeah so that's where you know Nogwizers Okay And in terms of finding out Gathering information Is a thing you can Continue to do You can Go to Nogwizers And use A non-conversational Skill to gain Information as well Oh Like if you were to go And use survey That could mean you just Hang out for a while And kind of watch The comings and goings Or you could use I don't know Tinker To try and Find a way in It's a 19 plus Establishment Who do we know That's over Oh Oh Borbo Borbo Smash cut to Poofs Yeah We're in a booth At Poofs Oh my god Nice Oh it's been a while It's been It's been some time Yeah And Borbo walks up In his Poofs server outfit Which as we all know Is a floor length Flannel wizard robe Right Yeah With thick Black rimmed glasses Mmhmm And he says Hey kids Borbo Welcome to Poofs Where all your magical Dreams come true What can I do For my friends Uh Can Uh Well we need some help But first off Can I order Lunch Yeah absolutely You guys want some Of Poofs Poofs Yeah but can I have it Vegan Yeah I can get you Vegan Poofs Are you vegan now Yeah I'm just trying it out Cool Cool Cool I've always kind of been A bit vegan Alright Like spiritually Okay Alright Okay Uh You know I've always Thought about myself As vegan Yeah I've always identified As a vegan Uh what about you guys Can I get an egg Bruh Kedeg Bruh Yeah yeah yeah Do you want that with ham Or triple ham Can Can I get two triple hams Oh whoa Alright Can I get double triple hams I'll see what I can make happen I got an in With the line cooks Sick Yeah What about you Frankie I'll have a pirate poofs Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Pirate poofs I like it cause it comes With a little chocolate coin That's right My da poofs Yeah The da poofs I've been telling them They gotta change the name In the menu It's really hard to say It is hard to say Uh alright I'll be right back And he leaves And a bunch of people Are like looking At the three of you Cause you just look Like fucking weirdos Good day madam And a mother turns away And turns her kids away Are you enjoying Your breakfast Clover's off the chain Yeah I'm really I'm in such a foul mood You're eating up Your own sauce I am This is great And 15 minutes later Borba comes back With your food 15 minutes Yeah How'd you make that good I had We're short We're short staffed I had to make it You had to make it I had to make the Eggbra Cadagbra There's gonna be a lot Of shells in there Fiber Anyways What's up We need you To use your 19 plus powers 19 plus powers To sneak into Nogwiser for us Word sounds good Yeah We have to commit A crime Oh Shut up Barbo No shut up We're doing crime Shut up You shut up I'll see you maybe I got a break in 15 Okay Or 20 I don't know I kinda take breaks Whenever I want It seems like But finish your food And meet me up back Okay Cool I don't think I can finish this In 15 minutes There's a lot Of eggs on it And you can see Barbo standing nearby With his arms crossed Like ooh I hope he likes it Watching you Okay Here we go And Barbo does a thumbs up Like huh Good Good Alright It's good Nice Guys you gotta help me Finish this fucking thing No way Yeah I'm vegan And!

I give you the I give you the Oh yeah Young brewmaster club Yeah Okay Alright The little noggers Nope That's really really funny It is really funny Okay cool So I'll just go in And I'll see what I can find out And then I'll let you kids know I'll also be looking for like Ways in for you That might be sneakier Or something We'll try and make it worth your while We'll cut you into this deal Well I okay Yeah sure I was gonna say Wait there's no deal Is there?

You're just fucking up their stuff Oh yeah I guess so But we are You're not getting paid are you? Are we getting paid? We're gonna try and swoop in somehow Come on Who would be paying you? We're not getting paid actually This is pro bono Oh no We're doing things Pro boners again?

No I know But it's to protect Our house Oh right That's why we're doing it To protect our house And honestly like If you help us protect our house You have a place to live Yeah that's true That's true That bachelor suite You're setting up in there Looks pretty cool It is cool Did you see how the bed Folds down from the wall? I know Yeah You know you can build A bigger suite You can have a one bedroom What? Yeah Do those even exist?

Yeah We got the whole chocolate factory It could be really big A factory Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh Ugh! This place fucking wigs me out Yeah It's weird You guys ever hear like Howling coming from in there? Oh my god yeah All the time Don't talk about the howling Don't talk about it Okay well I'm gonna go check out The place Okay Like do you wanna come? Or like I'm doing this later? Can we Sit outside and watch you do it?

I mean you can sit outside And then I can come talk to you For sure Yeah and we're gonna try and watch How? I don't know What do you mean? We're gonna try and watch dude Okay alright Don't fucking yell at me Fuck you Fuck you man Whoa Fenton Sorry My stomach hurts so much What's going on? I ate so many shells earlier Don't worry All that calcium will metabolize And then you'll be right as rain Am I gonna have more bones after this?

Yeah you're gonna have too many I imagine Borblow makes his protein shakes With whole Like unpeeled eggs Yeah just right in He just throws a whole egg in his mouth And crunches it up Protein shake And he shakes his head Uh huh Uh Okay so I guess later on He finishes work Is there anything you guys wanna do Before you meet Borblow For this reconnaissance?

I mean if we can come Somehow mess up the supply chain So that the I'm sorry again The Nog hogs Nog hogs Nog hogs Nog hogs Nog hogs Nog hogs Yeah Blame the wild nogs Oh We can fuck Cause the wild nogs Are the ones who are trying to fuck with us If we can get them in major trouble Mmhmm Then They won't have the power They won't have the resources They won't have the gang So if you You know what I mean like Yeah So if you Cut them down If you fuck up the nog And blame it on the wild nogs Somehow Yeah We could steal some of their like Personal things As if to like Leave behind That the nogs had been there Alright That's good Steal a jean jacket Or a patch or something Yeah Yes Oh yeah Let's do it Let's go to their What was it called?

Wheels R Us Wheels R Us Yeah let's go there!

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Fare thee well and see you upon the stage." So you go to Wheels R Us and it's got a real teenage biker bar feel, like there's a bunch of bikes out front, and there's people walking by and people walking by and people walking by and people walking by and And there's kids in jean jackets, like, leaning on the bikes, like, eating candy cigarettes. Wow. You know, drinking bottles of pop and smashing them on the ground. Holy shit. And there's, like, music bottles with, like, Oh, my God.

Like, ripe music. That is actually just the sound of a kid going, And Benton's like, guys, I think I love the vibe of this place. I really like it. That's great. Yeah, so that's what you see. What's your plan for, like, getting in and stealing something? I mean, we could just pick a fight with one of those. I was just going to say, we could pick a fight with Skirmish, somebody up front. Yeah. We already have, like, we're antagonizing.

Maybe this is a bit of a retaliation for them spitting on our… Yeah, Benton is chugging a huge bottle of water. Just in case. Yeah. I got something special in store for them. Two cleaners of piss. Are you thinking, like, a group action to just, like, pick a fight? Mm-hmm. Maybe. Yeah, with the purpose of grabbing something? What if Benton starts pissing? They come out to stop you. I beat them up again, and you swoop in and grab their patches. We could wait on, like, the sidelines, kind of.

Right, and you can use your bike skills to, like, swoop by. We've done this exact thing before. Yeah. Perfect. They're idiots. They should know this. So I'm waiting on the side out of their vision on my bike. Going like this. Vroom, vroom, vroom. To myself. Yeah. So is this a group skirmish action, separate actions? Group. Because it sounds kind of like three separate actions. Maybe it is three separate actions. Because it's not the three of you, like, getting in there and mixing. Right. True.

Okay. So. I guess I use sway. Yeah, to be like, hey, fuck you. Yeah, I'm out there, and I've got the cane sword, and I'm going to town on these bikes. Like, just pissing or hitting their bikes with your cane sword? Oh, no. I'm, like, destroying the bikes. Oh, my God. The cane sword? Yeah, something happened to Fenton's head. The shells are really messing with him. He, like, he was walking up, and he heard the da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. And then he's like, cane sword time. Ching.

So this sounds like a wreck. Oh, no. It can be sway, but it's going to be limited effect instead of sway. I'll do wreck. Yeah. So this will be risky standard, but you're rolling, what, two dice and taking the lowest? And taking the lowest. Yeah. You can suggest a devil's bargain if you want to die. If I want just one? Yeah. But you would take the dice number as opposed to taking the lowest. Okay. Okay. Um, can't the devil's bargain be they're going to beat the shit out of me?

Yeah, you might get a harm. Yeah. Yeah. This is such a fucking weird idea. I know. Fenton's, he really flies off the handle sometimes at, like, no provocation. Pretty metal of him. Yeah. That's the secret little metal head. Let's see how this goes. Five. Oh, beautiful. Holy shit. Okay, so it definitely distracts them. Yeah. You just start moshing on these buttons. Just start smashing the shit out of bikes, picking them up over your little head. Weird. Ah! I throw it into the front window. Nice.

It smashes and they all stop and turn around. And I go, this is what I think are fucking bikes. And then I pull my dick out. I start pissing all over. They go, get him! And they all run up and they start beating. Not before Franklin can slide in there. Yeah, so this is a skirmish or what? Yeah. Okay. A forward flip into the middle. I love them. And just full candy knuckles, toffee knuckles, full geared out. Yeah. I got all my weapons.

So this is still going to be like desperate because you're outnumbered. Six. Six. Yes! Yes! So Franklin or Fenton is still going to take the harm because it was a devil's bargain. And they start wailing on you, just like hitting you over and over. And you're like, ah! Yeah. And I'm still pissing. And did you guys see glass? That's that shitty M. Night Shyamalan movie? Yeah. There's a scene where those cops are beating up Bruce Willis. And then it's like they're pushing him back.

And then there's like this stop for a second. And then he starts pushing all of them back. It's that kind of thing with Franklin where he like jumps in and he's fighting all these guys and he's losing. They're pushing him back out of the way. Oh, so cool. And the music changes into the song that he's been dancing to. To Ragtime? It changes to Ragtime music. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the turn of the tide. And then Franklin starts wailing on all of them. Hell yeah. Nice.

And like one of them comes down, tries to hit you with like a stick that they have, just like a broom handle. And you throw your arm up and it shatters the candy armor that was on your arm. And it's a pretty bad fight. But Clover, that's what's happening. Franklin is now fighting a group of wild nogs. I take one of the, I have over my shoulder, the guy's jumping onto my back with a tire iron. And I throw a bubble net behind me. Nice. I think so. He's bubble net. Sick. Nice. Gets him in the face.

Yeah. And he just like has his hands up near his face now. And yeah, Clover. Yeah. I rev my bike. Vroom, vroom. And I skid out. Eee! Like just crazy fast. And I whip out my candy canes. They're big. And I'm going after the wild nogs. Does she still have the incense burning in her bike? Oh yeah, totally. Oh yeah. That's so cool. Yeah. So I am like, I'm tugging on them.

Like as they're running, I use my cane to like hook onto the back of their coats and I rip off a couple of denim jackets with their patches. Yeah. What do you, what skill do you think that is? I thought, I don't know, wreck or. Yeah. It could be wreck. Yeah. Okay. I have one, one in prowess and one in wreck. I think the only, like, I think the thing with wreck is what I would say is, so if it was skirmish. Oh, finesse maybe? Finesse makes more sense to me. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Finesse would be harder. It would be desperate instead of risky, but you'd be able to get a full jacket. That's what I want. But if you wrecked, you would be like ripping the jacket off. Rip off one of the sleeves. Yeah. I want a full jacket. So you're rolling one die. Oh yeah. Yeah. If you get enough of these, we might be able to sneak in with them. If you got three jackets, you could pretend to be a nog hog or wild nogs. This is amazing. Go for three. I want to go for three. Go for three.

Please. Whoa. Holy shit. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. You can do a devil's bargain. The devil's bargain. The devil's bargain would be that your bike gets destroyed. That's fine. Oh no. No, it's okay. So you get one more die. Okay. Your steed. Please. Six. Whoa. Wow. Shit. Okay. So. What a fashion to lose one's bike. Yeah. What I imagine in my head is Clover comes ripping down the hallway with her candy canes, and she is riding past the fight.

And as she's riding past, she hooks her candy canes into the backs of two jackets. Totes. And she's like, I'm just going. Like she gets whipped off the bike. Backwards. Yeah. And the bike like smashes into a pile of bikes and is wrecked. But she like lands fucking black widow style with these two candy canes. And there's the jackets are spinning around the case. Yeah. And, uh, yeah. And then you describe the, how she gets like describe the sequence of actions that gets her the third jacket.

Yeah. So I've got the two jackets and I stuffed them into my bag that I always wear as my bike explodes in parts behind me. Just in the air. The two guys that you hooked, you slammed their heads into the ground. So they're knocked out. They're knocked out. You're walking away from explosion slowly, not looking like in spokes and gears. And then I go faster into a run with my candy canes pumping and I, and I jump and hook onto the back of that leaders jacket. Oh, Sadler. Sadler. Triumph.

Sadler Triumph. Sick. Sick. And then I put his jacket down as he's running to go try to beat up Fenton and I pocket his jacket too. Nice. Sick. Yeah. And then I do a cool like twist of my candy canes and put them away. You see you holster them. Yeah. I like the idea that you grab his with your candy canes, throw it up in the air, holster them and then put your arms up and the jacket falls down on you and you're wearing, like looking for this and then run over. And then she's gone. And I'm gone.

Yeah. That's absolutely what I do. Yeah. And so, uh, I guess we'll cut to another part of the mall after the fight. Fenton has been beat to shit. Just so swollen. Two black eyes. Yeah. Whoa, guys. I don't think I've ever been beaten up this bad. It's fucking crazy. Oh, you really took one for the team, pal. It's great. I'm so sorry. I feel alive for the first time in a long time. I think I might be into the, I hope this doesn't open something up in me. How's your tummy feeling now?

It's way better now. I feel like I'm better. I shit my pants pretty hard while they were beating me up. Man, you know what's fucking crazy is fighting really puts your body in a good place. I've just had the best shit of my life. Franklin's like, uh, just kind of war torn, like his armor's damaged. Yeah. But like, like a soldier who's been in the battle main time, he's patching up Fenton. He knows what to do. He's putting like bandages and stuff. Bandages and yeah. Imagine. Yeah.

I imagine we're in like a public bathroom in the, in the mall. Totally. Yeah. There's a toilet flush and we're in a single stall. There's other stalls. You're on like the little baby changer. Oh God. Yeah. That's so funny. From behind there's like a, uh, Franklin's hands going down with like a, uh, like a, you know, a needle thread. And then he's like, ah, just hold still. I'm sorry, buddy. And he's like, Ooh, and he's sewing up and then it goes over and he's like reattaching his vampire collar.

Ow. Oh my God. Ow. Careful. Be careful. Oh, that one came close to my skin. I can tell. Just sit still you baby. There's adults walking in and out of the bathroom while we're doing this. Like a, like a 30 year old man walks in and sees you on the baby changing table, getting your vampire cape sewed up and just walks out. He has a newspaper under his arm. Hello, sir. Oh no. Then he runs to another bathroom. Seats taken. But you got your three jackets. Oh man. Sick. Uh, and.

And are you going to meet Borbo now to, for the reconnaissance? Yeah. We're going to go watch him. Yeah. Um, so are we all wearing our jackets now? Yeah. Yeah. Not yet. I don't think we should save it. I shouldn't have said anything, but yeah, you don't want to do that yet. Yeah. Yeah. We maybe have to be in disguise when we go over there. Yeah. But also they might've, they might be too scared. And also I'm pretty unrecognizable at the moment. My face is not the right shape right now. So.

I don't think anyone knows who I am. I'm a mystery. Yeah. I am invisible. I am invisible. I am invisible. I am invisible. I am invisible. I am invisible.

In the mirror and you can't see so you don't know you're looking into a portrait of a elephant he was just staring into a urinal ah looking for that what is that it smells minty but also like piss is that me or is that a different thing yeah um so you go to uh the seating area like the food court area outside of uh nogwizers because there's you know anybody's been to a mall with restaurants in it there's lots of sitting places outside this is a part of the man cave that's designed after like it's got a real like kind of 1920s like speakeasy vibes so there's like fake lanterns you know like the the street lamps according to the older people that you know this is what it used to look like like 60 years ago oh like before the exit yeah this well yeah this is just like you know this is the old style wow so is it are the is this an original area uh yeah this actually the story is that a lot of people think that this was reconstructed to be like to look like that but the older people in the mall will tell you that this is an original part of the mall like bourbon street in the actual west edward that's exactly what I'm basing it on okay it's bourbon street which is a it's a corridor in the mall actually the whole man cave is based on bourbon street in my mind it's uh it's an area of the mall that looks like a street in louisiana is it cobbly stones and stuff and like cool storefronts and street lamps and shit I really liked bourbon street when I was a kid I never went to a restaurant but I was like wow it's like larping uh so you're all sitting outside watching borbo as he walks up to nogweiser's in a disguise he's got a sweater vest on he took fenton's sweater vest and it's stretched taut over his torso it was the bottoms it was a sweater vest shorts he's got pince nez glasses on oh wow yeah his hair's slick to the side and his hair is like curly so it looks really weird slick to the side and hipster morpheus yeah and he just walks up to the front and he's like gesturing a lot like a fancy man god he's so good at disguises and acting I'm like franklin's like just you know like mirroring him like oh okay just yeah oh pincers and the person at the front uh with the bowler hat and a bow tie like waves at him and he's like oh my god I'm so excited to be here and I'm like oh my god I'm so excited to be here and I'm like oh my god I'm so excited to be here and I'm like oh my god I'm so him inside.

Wow. Wow. So svelte. And you can kind of see him through the window. He just gets seated. And he's there for a while. Just, he gets a flight of nog. And you can see him like swirling it and putting it in his mouth and going like And I'm like are those table manners? So I start trying to like swirl like And then he spits it into a bucket. And he's trying all the different nogs and spitting them into buckets. And we start spitting. Yeah. Okay. And then a young lady sits down at his table too.

Whoa. Oh my god. Oh my god. We run up and press our faces against And you can see Borbo's like eyes Our breath. Yeah. We have to do a little like spy holes. They're under eyeballs. Yeah. Fetid had to get an apple box to stand on. And you kids don't know much about, you know, adult relationship romance flirting stuff. But if you did, you would know that Borbo looks out of his element. He's like Oh yeah. And he's like trying to sip it and go like Like look like he's doing cool aeration stuff.

Like he knows what he's doing. Tell us about this girl. She is probably around his age, maybe a little bit older, like 23 24. She is Allison. Allison. Wait, the young Allison. Oh, that would be sick. Interesting idea. That's pretty fun. Yeah. She looks like she's about like in her early to mid 20s. A little bit older than Borbo. She has like long red hair, like dark skin. She's wearing like a really nice red dress. Wow. And she's really, she's got like a hand up with a nog glass in it.

Like very sultry and is taking small sips and looking at Borbo. Wow. She's so pretty. Oh my god. I think she's the highest girl I've ever seen or else. I don't know. I can't tell. Should we really right now? So I help you open your eyes a bit. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh my god. I want to give her all of my money. And what you guys have noticed is that Borbo is not getting up. Oh. He's just kind of locked in conversation with her. Borbo. Borbo. He's not even listening. Oh my god. What's he doing?

Is this sex? Are they doing sex? Is this what sex is? I don't know. He's sitting there and the woman that he's with turns around and sees the three of you because she hears the knocking. Oh, what? And Fenton can't see that she looked over so he's still staring. Why? What are they doing? Is this sex, guys? Is this sex? Casual. And Borbo snaps out of it and sees you and goes, oh. He makes a face that's like, oh, fuck. Right. And he's like, oh, thank you so much. She's like, oh.

And he and he gets up to like leave and his hands on the he puts his hands on the table to get up and move and he moves out of the booth and just before he's gone, the woman puts her hand on his hand and looks him in the eye. This is sex. That's sex. Oh my god, is it sex? They're doing it. Is it sex? They're doing it. And Borbo, a man who already has a lot of red on his body, red hair, pale skin, dark freckles blushing so hard and he scurries away. We shouldn't have looked. Oh my god.

Did we invade his private space? I'm sorry, Borbo. And you see him go to the bathroom zone and just as he's entering the bathroom area he ducks to the right and goes through a different door. Oh, that's our Borbo. Are we kind of drawn to her? Uh, no. Is she just sitting there? Yeah, you're not really getting any you're getting this like really, she looks like a really warm, kind person.

You're getting this vibe off her and you're like, yeah, she would really she would tell the shit out of a story probably. She would like make us a really nice lunch. Yeah. I don't want her to leave but I'd love to watch her go. Yeah, Franklin's getting a very confusing feeling. I don't know I don't know what Clover's situation is.

Oh, Clover started like parting her hair kind of like that woman and like fluffing it up like and then she starts doing like the lip thing like she kind of looks like a goblin a bit. Yeah, he's kind of like she's moved graceful kind of like more graceful than Mindy. And she eventually gets up and floats away to another table and is talking to other people.

And then you see that door open again and Borbo comes hustling out and then he's hustling a little bit faster and then he starts jogging and then he starts running. We ride, we ride, we ride. He's got a mug of nog. He's got a mug of nog and a handful of papers and he's just sprinting for the door and he bursts out and he goes, run kids, run! We all run into each other and fall on the ground. And that's where we're going to end this episode of Spoutmore Mall Brats.

I'm your game master, Sean O'Hara playing Fenton Beasley, the slide of Duel Aziz playing Franklin Stein, the cutter, Paul Loppers. Take care, guys. And playing Clover, Ivy Fern, the whisper, Jessica Tye. Bye, everyone. This song wouldn't be possible. This show, this game, this event wouldn't be possible without the support of you, our dear supporters. This is supporting us from around the world and we love you so much for it.

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